My friend just called The Horrors ugly emos with no musical talent
Kevin: Nice guy.
Carl: Is that it?!
Kevin: No, has a lot of friends. Has long hair.
Carl: Jimi Hendrix?
Kevin: No, much older. No shoes. (…) He wore a dress.
Carl: This had better not be Jesus.
Kevin: Yes, Jesus!
Carl: Why didn’t you say he was the son of God?
Kevin: Was he?!